I have a terrible habit of adopting animals then leaving them with my parents to care for. The
Reasons she is such terror include broken plates, pitchers, glasses, one cashmere sweater torn to sheds, and countless meals ruined by her habit of jumping on the counter and helping herself to anything left unattended for more than 6 seconds. And this is just the stuff my mom is mad enough to call and tell me about...
On the plus side, she can fetch.
update: make that two cashmere sweaters ruined :(